Today's Letter: Holiday Hilarity from Mom

Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. To ensure that you receive emails from Cosmopolitan, please add cosmopolitan@email.hearstmags.com to your address book or list of approved senders. Click here to learn more. November 29, 2013 Dear Cosmo Girls, This week you have a good chance of finding yourself home with your family enjoying turkey and texts from your mother. Is anything better than a mom text? Well, these sexy things to say on Thanksgiving come close, but overall: No. Nothing is better than a great clueless mom text. See the Cosmopolitan.com editors' favorites here for solid proof of this assertion, and submit your own to @Cosmopolitan on Twitter with the hashtag #CosmoMomText. Go here to see more. Hilarity, I assure you, will ensue. And if you need further parental hilarity, don't miss Anna Breslaw's guide on how to answer all the questions your parents will ask you when you'd rather not answer and just drink your wine. Speaking of consuming things, plan your eating outfit with this handy guide. Please, eat all you want this holiday season. Now is not the time for self-inflicted food-shaming. XOXO Amy The Best Cat-Themed Gift Guide EVER! 18 Gorgeous Bras for Big Busts 13 Faux Leather Pants That Look Like the Real Deal Career Advice You'll Actually Use Enter to Win $100,000! The Evolution of the Mean Girl Jennifer Lopez's Fierce Fashion Sense 10 Best Blow Dryers for Your Hair Type 6 Delicious Cookie and Cocktail Pairings Awesome Total-Body Workouts The 14 Sexiest Holiday Hairstyles Advertisement cosmopolitan.com ©2013 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019 Unsubscribe • Privacy Policy