Alright, I Found It: The Best Sex Song Is 'Holding Out for a Hero' From 'Shrek'

'Just as Fairy Godmother draped herself across the piano, I pulled my girlfriend to my lap and started to finger her rhythmically to the beat of the music, plunging my pointer finger in and out as Fairy Godmother ran in place.' [ view in browser.     add cosmopolitan@email.cosmopolitan.com to your address book ]             FOLLOW US       Alright, I Found It: The Best Sex Song Is 'Holding Out for a Hero' From 'Shrek'   The night I realized "Holding Out For a Hero" in Shrek 2 was the best song to have sex to was the night my life changed forever. For context, I have always been a Shrek fan. I turn it on often as a means to calm myself down after a hard day. It has all the elements perfect for distraction: a swamp ogre, a donkey, a sexy Fairy Godmother, a thick Mike Myers accent—what more could you want? But one night, as my girlfriend and I sat on the couch casually enjoying the movie, I found myself getting...well, flustered. It was right around the fifty-four-minute mark when Shrek turned into Human Shrek. He wore a tight, red velvet crop top that made me undeniably horny. READ ON       Camila Cabello Just Broke Her Silence on *Those* Shawn Mendes Engagement Rumors   ICYMI: She was spotted wearing a ring on THAT finger on TikTok recently. Read On         Your Horoscope for the Week of August 29   Everything you need to know for the upcoming week. Read On         Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Are in a "Great Place" Now That They're Expecting Baby No. 2   "Having another child was always part of their plan..." 👀 Read On         Paris Hilton Is Gonna Overtake Her Parents' Net Worth—and She's Fully Self-Made   She! Is! Sliving! Read On         JSYK, Kim Kardashian Isn't Dropping "West" from Her Name After Her Divorce   And she thinks Kanye might go back on his name change, too. 😏 Read On     Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice/Notice at Collection   ©2021 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019