The waitstaff stands in formation, each balancing a tray with a dozen or so pink shooters. Someone cranks up the late-aughts party anthem "Shots," and diners put down their forks. Servers sashay through the room, distributing the fruity, spiked elixir. One climbs up on a bussing station and fist-pumps as her table tips back their drinks. It's Sunday brunch at Bacon Bitch, and everyone is here to party.
Welcome to a weird and wild subgenre of the American restaurant, where "bitch" is the brand identity and customers come in search of a cheeky good time. At least 15 such eateries now operate across 10 states: There's Bacon Bitch, Biscuit Bitch, Breakfast Bitch, Brunch Bitch, Birria Bitch, not to mention a number of Bitchin' Kitchens. Notable menu items include the Hot Mess Bitch (a biscuit-gravy-grits combo); a candy-color cocktail poetically known as a Drunk Bitch; the Bitchy Wet Burrito; Side Bitches like fries and extra bacon; Main Bitches like a Bitch.L.T.; and a classic pancake breakfast listed as a Basic Bitch.
Within these dining spaces, every person is also a bitch: servers, bussers, owners, you, your girlfriends, your gay besties, your Trump-voting uncle.
Here's your omelet, bitch!
Thanks, bitch!
Bacon Bitch restaurant even offers a Lil' Bitch menu—y'know, for those bitches in training more commonly referred to as children. |
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