I Went to a Sex Resort and It Was Basically Spring Break for Millennials

I saw an underwater blow job and my eyes will never be the same. [ view in browser.     add cosmopolitan@email.cosmopolitan.com to your address book ]             FOLLOW US       I Went to a Sex Resort and It Was Basically Spring Break for Millennials   "I just saw someone giving a blow job in the sexy pool!" is not a text I ever imagined sending to my husband, and yet, there we were. Me, topless and free, downing another buttery nipple shot on the private white sand beaches of Cancun, Mexico, and my husband, fully clothed and repressed, at home in Los Angeles, reading my text and also probably throwing up at the unsanitary-ness of it all. "Who ARE you lololol?!" he shot back, before presumably shaking his head over the vivid mental picture I had just so generously painted him with my words. The answer is: I don't know! READ ON       Farrah Abraham Finally Opens Up About Flashing Everyone at Cannes   "I was literally shocked." Read On         FYI, Your Bartender Is Judging You If You Order One Of These Five Drinks   Your tipping style is probably okay, though. Read On         Caitlyn Jenner Skipped Son Brody Jenner's Wedding, and So Did Kendall and Kylie   This is awkward. Read On         Uh, It Looks Like Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Just Went Instagram Official!?   Oh, it's (almost certainly) on! Read On         Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Just Went on a Dinner Date and There Was PDA   She even ran her hands through his hair... Read On       cosmopolitan.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019   Unsubscribe     Privacy Notice